Total Medals Earned: 2,198 (From 368 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,760 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (30/485 points)
Reach 200 meters!
Unlock all (default) player characters.
Reach 500m!
Evade 10,000 spike blocks.
Bump into other birds 1,000 times!
Evade 100 bullets/arrows/bats using the time slowing bird!
Die 300 times.
Reach 1,000m.
Reach 2,500m!
Reach 10,000m!!!
Reach 5,000m!
Jump 25,000 times!
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 17/30 (115/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 3
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (175/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 22/23 (495/500 points)
"I'm so glad you're here. Now we can work together and MY LEGS!!"
Kill your creator.
See title.
Defeat a master of combat.
Exorcise a demon.
Complete the game with Salad Fingers.
Complete the game as Tom.
Complete the game as Trudy.
Complete the game with Cuboy.
Complete the game with Pico.
Complete the game with the Madness guy.
Complete the game with Edd Egg.
Complete the game as Strawberry Clock.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Defeat your first opponent. He "works" for you now.
Take out 10 duellists.
Kill 25 characters. Make it hurt.
Massacre at least 50 combatants.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (75/225 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Complete the tutorial puzzles.
Complete the final 10x10 grid.
Complete the first 20x20 grid.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 2/17 (15/265 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Look at every single thing in the game.
Finish the game in under 5 minutes.